things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
I’m watching Spiderman 2 and it’s only me and one guy in the theater. This is the closest to a date I’ve ever gotten.
start moving closer to him verrrry slowly, one seat at a time.
he’ll never know what hit himAnd when you’re sitting next to him, take a sip from his soda and say,” I’m glad you could make it”.
when you’re close enough to him, whisper ”HAIL HYDRA” in his ear
this is why we are all single